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<<timed .5s t8n>> What's your name, bitch? <<textbox "$name" "">> <<next 2s>>And what is your bestie boo's name, bitch? <<textbox "$bfname" "">> <<next 2s>>What high school do you go to, bitch? <<textbox "$hsname" "">> <<next 3s>>When you're ready to begin your adventure, [[click here to begin|so]], bitch.<</timed>>

<<timed 9s>><<goto "minutes_left">><</timed>> Bonnie is gay and a baller and is late for the bus. oh no! what will they do?!?!?!

Bonnie has their <<cycle "$answer" autoselect>> <<option "wallet">> <<option "books">> <<option "laptop">> <<option "fob">> <<option "mace">> <</cycle>> in their bag, [[ready to go|dori_timer]].

[[3 MINUTES LEFT|somewhere_else]]

continuing story

<<cycle "$answer" autoselect>> <<option "[img[https://clogosphere.neocities.org/if/ff/orb.gif]]">> <<option "Woah! A diabloceratops!">> <<option "[img[https://clogosphere.neocities.org/if/ff/phone1.gif]]">> <<option "Pretend these are dinosaur pictures or something">> <<option "[img[https://clogosphere.neocities.org/if/ff/orb.gif][next]]">> <</cycle>>

continue story

will you do [[1]] or [[2]]?

[[3]] or [[4]]

[[5]] or [[6]]

[[7]] or [[3]]

[[8]] or [[7]] or [[12]]

actually, nevermind. [[you go back to bed|story_beat]]

<<timed 5s>><<goto "failure">><</timed>>quick! a dog is chasing you! [[you jump over a fence|jump]] [[you turn and fight|fight]]

you turn and smack the dog in the face. it ran away! yay :)

you jumped over a fence and got away! yay :)

you died :( the dog gobbled you up

so, you're $name, your bestie boo is $bfname, and you go to $hsname? [[yes!|next]] [[no!|text_box_luna]]

I like green <span id="eggs">eggs</span> and ham!\ <<timed 3s>><<replace "#eggs">>pancakes<</replace>><</timed>>

What's your favorite pie? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "blueberry" autocheck>> Blueberry? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "cherry" autocheck>> Cherry? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "pecan" autocheck>> Pecan?? What's your favorite pie? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "blueberry" checked>> Blueberry? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "cherry">> Cherry? * <<radiobutton "$pie" "coconut cream">> Coconut cream?