<<timed .5s t8n>> What's your name, bitch?
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<<next 2s>>And what is your bestie boo's name, bitch?
<<textbox "$bfname" "">>
<<next 2s>>What high school do you go to, bitch?
<<textbox "$hsname" "">>
<<next 3s>>When you're ready to begin your adventure,
[[click here to begin|so]], bitch.<</timed>><<timed 9s>><<goto "minutes_left">><</timed>> Bonnie is gay and a baller and is late for the bus. oh no! what will they do?!?!?! Bonnie has their
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<<option "books">>
<<option "laptop">>
<<option "fob">>
<<option "mace">>
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in their bag, [[ready to go|dori_timer]].
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<<option "Woah! A diabloceratops!">>
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<</cycle>>continue storywill you do [[1]] or [[2]]?[[3]] or [[4]][[5]] or [[6]][[7]] or [[3]][[8]] or [[7]] or [[12]]actually, nevermind. [[you go back to bed|story_beat]] <<timed 5s>><<goto "failure">><</timed>>quick! a dog is chasing you!
[[you jump over a fence|jump]]
[[you turn and fight|fight]]
you turn and smack the dog in the face. it ran away! yay :)you jumped over a fence and got away! yay :)you died :( the dog gobbled you upso, you're $name, your bestie boo is $bfname, and you go to $hsname?
[[yes!|next]]
[[no!|text_box_luna]] I like green <span id="eggs">eggs</span> and ham!\
<<timed 3s>><<replace "#eggs">>pancakes<</replace>><</timed>>
What's your favorite pie?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "blueberry" autocheck>> Blueberry?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "cherry" autocheck>> Cherry?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "pecan" autocheck>> Pecan??
What's your favorite pie?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "blueberry" checked>> Blueberry?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "cherry">> Cherry?
* <<radiobutton "$pie" "coconut cream">> Coconut cream?